I love Gaby I really do. He's my favorite cousin and he is also my friend, we've shared good times and bad...but...Gaby snores. He snores so bad. He snores like an elephant, I sometimes feel like smothering him with a pillow... When I travel with Gaby I am sleep deprived. When I'm sleep deprived I'm not happy. But I suffer in silence, because apart from those monstrous sounds, he sleeps like an angel, a smile on his face, his mouth open, his legs spread apart, his undies showing and he often sleep walks and munches on chocolate. Never ever leave chocolate boxes unattended at night if you're hosting gaby unless he's tied up, in an s&m way if you like why not he may not mind. Needless to say, Gaby wakes up hungry as I continue to sleep in for a few more snoreless hours. But Gaby is craving macarons and he is not shy to show it and I creep out of my bed to succumb to his desires.. Gaby needs to find the best macaron shop in every city he visits and strongly believes that I should be sharing his passion that i should also be enjoying New York's smoked meat, Iron Chef Mario Batali's Babbo, he just can't seem to see travelling through my eyes. I just want to chill. I want to walk around, discover a crappy food place, feel sick, continue walking, chat with a random person, have a drink, I want to be surprised, enchanted, Gaby baby you know me so well you say or do you?
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